wow

so i go to the car wash today to get my moms car washed for her. i go inside and right off the bat im bummed they only service ice cream and drinks in there. im starrrrvvviiinngggg. why wouldnt you have chips? anyway i pay and go sit down on these lovely couches they have provided. i look at the tv and "temptation" is on. temptation island you ask? no. temptation like a couples reality show you ask? no. a GAMESHOW. a sexy game show you ask? no. this was 3 older ladies and a guy host with a buncha crap in the backround like qvc. i come in right at the end of an episdoe and this lady one $3500. impressive. she either got to choose what she wanted from behind her which was.....a jukebox (cool!...not), a living room set, some diamonds, a CAR, and something else stupid. what does she pick ladies and gentlemen? the living room set......cause she "needs it". im like miss, you could take the car, sell it, and buy one $1000 more. so i was left confused on so many levels.....1, why she picked the living room set that looked like it was from target, 2, why this show was callled temptation 3, why they were almost flirting?

so just my luck, another episode comes on. and i actually was excited because i seriously didnt understand what just happened. so it starts up blady blah, 3 older ladies appear in jeopardy form. the start off the round with questions about pop culture. he asks the first question and the oldest lady chims in he says her name she says "um...uh..i....." ........ok...... danielle.......right on to the next. Lady, dont press the buzzer if you dont have an answer. i think thats pretty well known to everyone whose ever watched a game show. the round goes on they all win like 30 bucks and then at the end the lady with the most money gets to choose whether to take the bargin theyre about to show her or not. the bargin was like 20 pairs of UGLY shoes. 7 of them were haveanas ( i think those cost like $10 and theyre cheap anyway)....which they also went on to describe one as having these like, super rare rhinestones on them....i dont buy it. they then say "and 2 pairs of wonderful ugg slippers".......folks....these were from the 99 cent store....they were furry and pink and blue. and you know what? she took this deal worth "$849". wow. moving on.....they next had to say whether a song was whitney houston or mariah carey. i have to admit that this is challenging. old lady at it again! hits the buzzer to a really obvious whitney houston song and says "mariah carey" ....no.... ok lady if ur not gonna know whats going on in the world why r u on this show....i mean thank god u are kinda. but still.....so she ended up winning the next round in which it was "whos younger then demi moore" and there was a list of guys....also challenging. her "bargin" was an ipod, iphone , and dock/alarm clock for 15 bucks. wtf? so crazy. she took it. good job....at least u did something right.

at this point i felt like my car was done and went outside but it wasnt so i just stood out there so i didnt see how it ended so sorry theres no closure. but im sure u can guess the rest.


now im going to eat my lunch. if anyone is in the greater simi valley area you need to try steak and hoagie...its the best. ;)