my mom said "fuck you" to me. HAH.

its only 2 pm and so many things have happened today.

lets start back from last night, me and jamie went to fridays to catsup. well originally starbucks but it closed at 11 and seeing as tho we got there at 10:45 we didnt have much time so we treked to fridays. were talking and stuff and this girl is WASTED. she had a messy bun, boobs popping out, super pale, tattoo on the boob, some weird capris, heels, and a guy sweatshirt on. i swear she was doing laps around the bar and bumping into all the chairs as she walked by. sweetie, i understand ur too drunk to sit but take your laps elsewhere please. ur outfit is not pleasing to look at repetively.


so i get home, we go to bed, im laying awake watching the ex effect, and that show is so brutal. i know its fake but they just really push the limits there haha. ANYWAY, i turn over to try to sleep and i see my phone blinked red (the best blink in the world because it means someone loves u) so i check it and its mike saying "omg i have a story for u" i contemplated if i wanted to hear it because, like i said i was trying to go to sleep. so i did, hahaha, and so basically a drunk girl was hitting on his friends and then proceeded to come into the car with them and she asked for a ride home. our friend stacy who was driving asked "where do u live sweetie?" and she says " are you making fun of me?!" and mike says "girlfriend, shes trying to find out where u live!" and she goes "boyfriend! your a bitch!" so then his sister socks her, kicks her out of the car and they both beat her up. goodnight chanelle sweet dreams.


im talking to curly today and he tells me how one time when he was at city walk he saw a circle of black guys and got excited and went to the front and center of the circle because he thought they were gonna breakdance! all of a sudden they start fighting and his friend had to pull him out of the center. im laughing because thats just plain hilarious...this one latino boy in the middle of all these black guys just stoked and ready for a show. and then he says "i didnt know! they were at the part where people usually perform! under king kong!" i never knew there was a performance area.

finally im in cvs waiting in line to pick up my moms pills, i look to my right and see a little container that looks like mints that says "one" i read the package and realize theyre condoms. i continue to read the motto and it says "so soft and smooth its like second skin" ............i think to myself...."you mean uncircumcised?".............i think its time for a new motto.


im hoping the day continues on this path because this is more exciting then watching a circle of black guys break dance.