3.17.2008

stoorriieess from ve-gas

so i told u i would tell you some stories from vegas so here it is


-when christians uncle picked us up from the airport he offered to take us to eat somewhere. we go to elis island. thats right ellis island. it was AMAZING. super low ceilings old people, old carpet, and a cheap ass coffee shop. this coffee shop had a polish waitress. huge boobs, super tall, a ratted bob with bangs, and granny glasses hanging off her nose. evrytime shed come to our table and ask us something she would walk away talking. in polish or englihs idk. she was AMAZING.

- were standing out side on saturday waiting to cross the street, kinda drunk from our 2 foot daquri ( i know stupid drink but we didnt think to get a regular drink) and these two girls are in front of us with orange backpacks (which were gross).so this guy walks up to them, kinda chubby, in a suit, spiked hair, with a cigarette. he says

guy: im a promoter for pure and i was wonder if you guys want to be put on the guest list...bow wows having a birthday party there, mtvs gonna be there.
girls: um.....(look at each other) no.
guy: NO?!
girls: no....(kinda look to the ground)
guy: its pretty much going to be the biggest thing in vegas this year.
girls: its ok....

and speed off.....he walked away SUPER confused, loooked at me and christina and me and christian started LAUGHING. he got kinda embarressed and walked away.

1, ur a bad promoter.
2, theyre PROBABLY not 21 douche!
3, if they say no why r u pushing it? theres about 189793 more girls about the walk the street.

- we go see love and its awesome! so theres this awesome spot in the lobby where this hallway changes color and stuff so we take our picture along with everyone else there. we get in our seats and this lady comes walking around with a camera asking everyone if they want their picutre.......um lady, is this a GOOD place to take pictures? in theater seats? i mean last time i checked there was an AMAZING place in the hall way? so me and christian desided that we could do that at regal when we get home and photoshop the logo in later. waaack.

thats about all i remember but there were good ones. hahaha. k bye.

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