3.03.2008

a '94 rave called, they want their pants back.

last night we went to sudden death which was great.

downers of the night: getting groped, the door man being a jerk to nick, and feeling a little left out.

uppers of the night: christian dancing the whole night, seeing liz (its been a while),seeing a "breaker" who was wearing white parachute pants accompanied with an obama shirt, this guy also went into the girls bathroom to pee, seeing one of the acid girls have 3 costume changes....all magnificent btw, me trying to speak french to mike phan, 2 guys asleep in two different booths, inky's australia bathing suit/body suit, i tell dan i just got raped after this creeper groped my ass and he really thought i got raped, and lastly, when me and mike's moms try to explain something its a full out story so last night at cactus we decided they should do VH1 Storytellers: Trisha and Joan,


story of the night: this one bartender at vine bar is prolly one of the worse bartenders. hes super slow, he forgot to charge me for drinks (which is fine but bad on his part) and he makes shitty drinks. when we went a month or so back the other bartender apologised for me cause he screwed up my tab and then told me how he was going to be fired the next day. i was with craig at the time and we felt bad and shared how he will prolly be on unemployment by the end of the week. we come back the next week, he is there. now were just mad cause again, he took forever and made shitty drinks. we taste our drinks and realise they are juice, so we go ask for more vodka, he gave me a look like wtf? he takes mine and puts some more vodka in it and tries to bolt out of there as fast as he can so he wont have to fill craigs, we go "hey wait! his too" and he says "come on guys!" were like wow really? i forgot you paid for our drinks? so this week again, i ordered a drink and it was juice, literally all red it wasnt even a pinkish color, so i go up and ask him if he could put more vodka in it (very sweetly too i may add) and he looks at me, looks at my glass, takes it, puts a splash in it, and gives it back........ really?! its like that? again, I FORGOT YOU WERE PAYING FOR MY DRINK!




quotes of the night

-"who invited beth ditto?"

- "i feel like i just got dickslapped with her ugliness"

-"this guys got more looks then the knowles family"

-"im getting sick of you dude"

-"mike a le garcon"

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