um worst day of my life...kinda.

so we go to americana at brand. if u dont know what that is, neither did i do so ur not alone. its the new mall in glendale thats supposed to be like the grove. its GORGEOUS but not ready for the public. i dont get why places do that? why do they open when no ones ready, half of the stores arent open and the service sucks cause no one gets it? why? ur gonna make just as much money if u wait, if not more cause ull be ready. and personally i dont like going to places when they first open cause theyre a MESS. so christians family wanted to go, i say why not, not knowing what it was and thinking it was open for years.

wrong thing #0, parking is like disneyland, no spaces and i had to go up like 6 levels.

so we get there, wrong thing #1. cheescake factory is shut down due to a power failure because the fountain water leaked into their electrical pipes. cool we might all die. so christians family is waiting for them to re open....im DYING OF HUNGER....trying not to complain but it prolly showed anyway cause im moody when im hungry. so we finally decide to get something else after waiting for a half hour outside of it. we finally decide on the place next to it, jewel city. its a fast diner dealy. so i see the have breakfast, im stoked! me and my mom want a breakfast burrito. so chistian goes and waits in line.....about 30 min later he orders. (still dying of hunger). (wrong thing #2) he comes to the table and said they ran out of breakfast even tho it said ALL DAY (again, not prepared to be open) so i simply ask for a grilled cheese with veggies on it. apparently they dont have a grilled cheese on the menu (???) despite it beign a burger place so the girl gets really confused and flustered. so we wait for our food, 20 min, (still starving) he comes back and says they messed up ur order cause they didnt add lettuce and tomato so theyre making a new one (wrong thing #3)...but everyone else go their food.....(still starving) i eat some onion rings which were AMAZING. i finally get my food.....(still starving) and its on white bread when i asked for sour dough, the cheese isnt melted, theres only lettuce and tomato when i asked for lettuce, tomato, onion, peppers. (wrong thing #4) it was DISGUSTING! it was like i was eating bread and water (bread from the bread water from the lettuce and tomato) i didnt even taste the cheese. i tried to eat it but i just couldnt it was so sick. i hate being high matenience as you know so i was bummed out.

i decide to get crepes. go over to the stand ,wrong thing #5, the line is about 20 people long. i decide no.


everyone decides to get ice cream, i just want coffee cause i havent had any yet that day. so we go to barnes and noble cause there was a starbucks in it. this thing is 3 stories.......and the starbucks HAPPENS to be on the 3d story. COOL.(wrong thing #6) so we finally FUCKING get up there and the line is 20 people long (wrong thing #7) we go to leave and one of the escalators is broken (wrong thing #8).

i FINALLY decide i should just get a stupid crepe. so i wait in line which is down to about 6 people. i order and egg, cheese, spinach, and red onion crepe...no mushrooms. im done purchasing and go wait and watch them make it. they put mushrooms (wrong thing #9). they have to remake it. (right now im REALLY loosing my temper). i finally get a good one and ITS GOOD! THANK GOD! so after that i have a popsicle and christian drops it.....but its ok cause i didnt really want it.

then barnes and noble has to have everyone evacuate because the fire alarms going off.


i felt lik the 5 diamond guy in oceans 13......where everythign bad happened to him. basically i hate this place more than anything, and i ate onion rings, fries, that crepe, and popcorn all day cause of that freaking place. i woke up with RIDICULOUS stomach pains this morning because i ate so poorly. THANKS AMERICANA AT BRAND! HATECHU!

other things i hated about this place:

-there were about 5 stands of food restaurants NOT open, and i blame the lines like disneyland on that.
-the 20,000 people there.
-people not looking where they walked
-girls with matching dior glasses (ugly) betsy johnson bags (ugly), ed hardy shirts (ugly), smoking those small cigarettes (ugly), and TOO MUCH MAKEUP (ugly). gag.
-the fact that theres an ed hardy store there.......and that ed hardy still exsists.