my night at a jiggy club trying to be an electro club

a couple of weeks ago we went to area for one of the rumbles gigs, and man that was one of my best nights out. lets take a look at the highlights shall we?

- there was a guy walking around in chanel sunglasses (which i was convinced they were fake with all the rhinestones on those babies) , a cowboy shirt with, if im not mistaken, more rhinestones ( i could have made that part up but i hope slash am pretty sure its true) and a "messy fohawk" with highlights. let me tell u ladies and gentlemen...he was the most amazing thing ever. everything he did was in slow motion ....i think because he wanted to seem really cool? he would walk by really slow kinda slouched, arms swaying slowly by his sides, with his head tilted up. i think he made a round about every 15 minutes. and the fact that he had to lower his sunglasses to check his phone was COMEDY! like, take your FREAKING sunglasses off, for one , at night, and for two , AT A NIGHT CLUB. and the best part about the whole thing was the fact that he took a sleeze home with the shortest dress ive ever seen, stripper shoes (you know, the clear ones), and chest EXPOSED. they were definitely having sex on the dance floor.

-watching nick carter almost getting into a fight.

-i think i was blinded by the end of the night by all the tits and ass that i saw that night. i just dont understand why girls need to wear dresses that go above their coochie? i think thats call a shirt.

-me and inky and mike were standing together in a rather awkward part in the club and there were 3 really short girls in front of us and all of a sudden mike leans over to me and says " im really tired of looking at these short ugly girls in front of us" i laughed out loud of course then he continues to say " can there be an uglier group of friends???..............under 5 ft?" that about did me in, but what was the topper was that we named them the shugglies.

- i really hate bagging on go-go dancers because i have first hand experience being on the other side, but i was a little thrown off by her bathing suit top, baggy cargo pants that came to her calves, and her tennis shoes.

-some girl was wearing a huge feather in her hair and a cape, along with a floral (not print...literally floral) bra top, and some sort of matching floral (not print.....literally floral) belt.

and the grand finale.....

- a flavor flav look alike in a bucket hat with rhinestones on it making out some sort of zodiac sign looking design, a TRENCH coat, and sunglasses.

this all followed by kyle loosing his keys, and mike phan (the generous man that he is) driving us home.


oh area. i love you and hate you all at once. thanks for a good night.