2.28.2008

i was thinking.....

i just have to know....

DOES ANYONE WATCH THOSE COURT SHOWS?

judge judy, judge alex, judge david, judge lashanda, etc etc etc.

like, WTF?!

1, are the peoples cases even real?!? if so, they had to take it to tv to settle it? they couldnt do this privately? im sorry but i, nor the public, care about your issues with ur ex boyfriend, how hes not paying child support, how he hit you, how he broke in and stole your dildo, whateverwhatever, please settle this in your local court house.

2, are the JUDGES even real?!?! where do they get these people?! its like, ok law school, law school graduate, judge, TV JUDGE......ive completed my lifes tasks.

3, why are all the people black?! are the only people that showed up in the casting black? did they hold it in compton? does it specifically say "wanted: black people with issues that need to be taken to tv court."

4, WHERES THE JURY?!?!! im sorry, but the last time i served jury duty WE were in charge of the desicion....not judge bonifa?!

5,the sets are so awful, like really people?! we couldnt make it a LITTLE more believable? bad lighting, room half as big as a real court room, no jury,flags everywhere etc etc.

6, theres always a side kick security guard thats a smart ass or a funny man. no real cop loves their job that much.

and lastly

6, whenever there was a real court case that was televised i dont remember the people in the courtroom acting as if they were apart of a taping of jerry springer.


nothing says justice like tv cameras, bad lighting, and awful sidekick security guards.

1 comment:

Liz said...

Those pesky security guards...

They are just fictional like everything else on those damn court shows. They are probably actors/bartenders.