quote of the day

we have a tie ladies and gentlemen.

me and sarah were talking about infomercials and were talking about jitterbugs and how it only calls 2 people. she replies
"dont they know they have phones out there that call everyone?"

and


me and christian were talking about how at the oscars the slum dog millionaire performance they had american dancers in the backround and hes like

"well that makes sense they cant just ship indians out here"

creepy quote of the day

i was sitting in front of a car that reads:

"Magic hands massage: dont be knotty, make your day! the magic way!"


ill pass.

quote of the day

"you know how other countries have natives? our natives are rednecks"

-christian

quote of the day

"i stay fresh like im wrapped in plastic"



-common in his new song which i dont know the name of

quote of the day

"didnt you have christmas off?"


- jeff lewis, flipping out...when an employee asked for the day off.

quote of the day

"come on , only d-bags wear those kinds of shits"


-sarah, real world

quote of the day

"ive been living in la for 2 years now, and i realized that....mexico must be emtpy"

-guy from last comic standing


(im not racist i promise)

quote of the day

"i look more spanish then that room does."


-vern yip, HGTV's design star/deserving design.

quote of the day

"stoming in the party like my name was el nino"


-sum 41, from that awful song.


i actually said it back to myself and laughed.

quote of the day

christian: ill call you back, im not listening.


-christian talking to his sister on the phone.