Guess what I'm offended by this week?

yup.

O-M-G

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im utterly offended. walmart has STEAKS?! WHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY?????? red meat is not so good for u anyway, but red meat from WALMART?! who KNOWS what they put in that shit or where they get it from. and my favorite part is like it or get ur money back? "hi i didnt like it that much" "ok perfect heres ur 8$ back. thanks" cant they do that anytime they want? how are they to tell if it was really good or not? how can they tell when they actually ate them? ewewewewew. it never once says, free range, grass fed, no antibiotics.... nope. nothing. just that it gives u nutrients ur body NEEDS. cool.

thanks walmart for making me puke and america more unhealthy.

panera bread

sucks.

i walked in once cause it was new in simi and i was excited. the decor was not inviting and it looked exactly like a corner bakery deal, so im like WACK nothing new. never went back.

then today my friend lacy told me about how she had a bomb sandwich there today so i decided to look at the menu and i found something awesome.

Turkey Artichoke
Smoked turkey, spinach artichoke spread, Asiago-Parmesan cheese, tomatoes & caramelized onions, grilled hot on our Focaccia.

along with...


Fandango®
Field greens, romaine, walnuts, Gorgonzola cheese, Mandarin oranges and all-natural, fat-free raspberry dressing.



yum right? well let me just tell you they forgot to mention that the spinach artichoke spread INCLUDED the caramelized onions which were chopped? arent they usually in slivers or something? and the spread was more like a paste. eh. overall i give it a 6 out of 10.

moving on to the salad, the dressing tasted like syrup. and the walnuts were in little squares. why? why cant we put them how they come?


panera bread is gross. 6 out of 10 from me. the french onion soup was pretty descent tho ill give them that. the end.

issues

seriously, i have such an issue with these bears. i really dont get how its "cute" to show big COLORED bears wiping their butts and crossing their legs in their urge to go to the bathroom. its actually really disturbing and uncomfortable. i see new commercials all the time....why?? does ANYONE like these bears?? or find it cute??? what bears are red and blue anyway??? why cant they be brown? i mean ur basically showing them poop why not make it fit? people need to hire new marketing teams. why arent i hired? i could think of another thing better than that!! so gross. bleh.